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Allison and Jason finished taking the Florence Melton Adult Education School classes in 2002-04.  We really enjoyed our two years of study.  Here is an article about our graduation.  I was one of the speakers representing our class.  Great News!  Portland has been given an extension on their grant from the Avi Chai Foundation for this program.  If you would like to find out more about the Melton School, please click the link above.

One of the 2003-04 classes is on Ethics.  We recently discussed how the IDF can be role-models for our kids.  I found a great listing of the IDF's ethics, many of which I hope our kids learn and take to heart.

News:  We are featured on the site with a picture.

Upcoming Holidays (begin the evening before date listed):
 


Hanukkah
Tu B’Shevat
Ta’anit Esther
Purim
Pesach
Yom haShoah
Yom haAtzma’ut
Lag baOmer
Yom Yerushalayim
Shavuot
Shiva Asar B’Tammuz
Tisha B’Av
Rosh Hashana
Tzom Gedalia
Yom Kippur
Sukkot / Shmini Atzeret
Chanukah
Asarah B’Tevet

2004-05/5765-66
Wed-Wed Dec 8-15
Tue Jan 25
Thu Mar 24
Fri Mar 25
Sun-Sun Apr 24-May 1
Fri May 6
Sat May 14
Fri May 27
Mon Jun 6
Mon-Tue Jun13-14
Sun Jul 24
Sun Aug 14
Tue-Wed Oct 4-5
Thu Oct 6
Thu Oct 13
Tue-Wed Oct 18-26
Mon-Mon Dec 26-Jan 2
Tue Jan 10 (‘06)

 
Some selected Jewish links:
 
Judaism 101 - A great site for beginners and those who want to know more.
USCJ - The official home of the Conservative movement.
MFA site map - Fashioned after a metro map, this one (from the Israel Ministry of Foreign Affairs) was designed to give you great information about topics such as Government, the Peace Process, the History of Israel, the People of Israel, etc.

Four Jewish brothers left home for college.  They became successful doctors, and lawyers and prospered.  Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the gifts that they were able to give to their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

The first said, "I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "I had a hundred thousand dollar theater built in the house."
The third said, "I had my Mercedes dealer deliver her an SL600 with chauffeur."
The fourth said, "Listen to this.  You know how Mama loved reading the Torah.  And you know, too, she can't read anymore because she can't see very well.  I met this Rabbi who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire Torah.  It took twenty rabbis 12 years to teach him.  I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the temple.  Let me tell you...it was worth it. All Mama has to do is name a chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it."

The other brothers were impressed.

After the holidays Mom sent out her Thank You notes.  She wrote Milton: The house you built is so huge.  I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.

Marvin: I am too old to travel.  I stay home, I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes...and the driver you hired is a Nazi.  The thought was good. Thanks.

Menachim: You give me an expensive theater with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all my friends are dead.  I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind.  I'll never use it.  Thank you for the gesture just the same.

Dearest Melvin: You were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift.  The chicken was delicious.  Thank you.